The Upside Down Trick

So you've had a few too many beers or whatever they poured into that punch bowl tonight, and you come home to crash in your dorm room bed. But somehow, you ended up sleeping in the bushes out front. By morning, you're freezing and you realize what happened. You head upstairs to your dorm room to get some real sleep. But there's one eensy beensy problem -- you stayed out all night and forgot to lock your room! It sucks to be you!