Just Say No To Drugs

In college, there's just too many pranks to do to have fun. Just say no to drugs. You don't need them. Sure, have a glass of fine wine here or there, or a Bartles & James, or perhaps 2 beers, but call it quits after that. And don't touch anything else. No cough syrup. No doozits. No codeine. No nothing. Otherwise, you could turn up like this guy....