The Sideways Car Trick

Some cars just lend themselves to being great for this trick. Imagine you have this punk in your dorm and he drives this stupid car. On the way to the off-campus party, you see this car parked at the bar. You look and see that you have 5 of you guys standing there, this car, and no one else around. That's a great time to say what the hell, pick up the car and turn it sideways, and then go on to the party. Okay, that's fine, but what happens when you show up at the party, find this jerk there too, you tell him about his car, and he says, "My car's in the alley." Doh!